<This is where they find the tap.> SWINTON You’re joking. You’re trying to get me back. FLETCHER I have an excellent sense of humor, but I never joke. SWINTON What the hell does that— FLETCHER Do you know what a tapeworm is? It’s a subcutaneous transponder. The simplest ones just send out a radio beacon so their host’s movements can be easily tracked. Judging from its location, the one in you is more advanced. SWINTON In me! FLETCHER These ones planted near the jaw take advantage of bone conduction to relay the host’s conversation. Some can even pick up sub-vocalizations. The next best thing to reading your mind. <See him clap his hand to his jaw?> FLETCHER Other side. <OK, that's funny. Well, maybe not to you.> SWINTON I don’t believe you. Who would want to follow me? FLETCHER Before you say anything else, remember that anything you say is probably being broadcast to an encrypted back-up with a Watcher scanning it. SWINTON Jesus. FLETCHER I can get the tapeworm out for you. <Swinton's still fingering around his jaw.> SWINTON Will it hurt? FLETCHER Yes. SWINTON Jesus. FLETCHER You could have it taken out under anesthetic. SWINTON That’s a better id— FLETCHER Of course this one was probably inserted while you were under anesthetic. SWINTON Jesus! FLETCHER Maybe your dentist is more skilled than I had assumed. The unit might be hidden under a crown. <What's the dentist's status?> SWINTON How much would it hurt? FLETCHER Slightly worse than a vaccination? I can’t say more precisely; I had my pain switch turned off the time it happened to me. SWINTON Christ. <Rummaging around … Ah—the lady comes prepared.
Worm-whistle in her attaché case.> FLETCHER Ready? SWINTON By the pricking of my gums, something wicked this way comes… <She blows the whistle—here it comes. There! That's got to hurt.>
SWINTON Ow! FLETCHER If you cover it, the worm will just keep spinning in your flesh. <Pulls out a pair of gloves, good sensible precaution.
Very big on the rulebook, your metal op.> SWINTON God DAMN!
<Oh—now I can see it spinning just under the skin of his
jaw. And…pop! Oops—a little red mess for the waitress. Hope Swinton's a big
tipper. Look at it thrashing away like a worm on a hotplate. God, they're
evil-looking little bastards. Like wiggling needles.> SWINTON Damn it, damn it, damn it! FLETCHER Excellent.
<God, the thing's still going! Look at it trying to bite into her hands as she picks it up!> FLETCHER Very serious snoopy. Yes, this one is designed for audio pick-up. SWINTON Thank god for my witty conversation. FLETCHER Be grateful they weren’t going for pictures. Those ones wrap around the optic nerve. You can imagine how they come out. <That took the wind out of him.>
SWINTON But why would anyone care about me? FLETCHER Have you been stealing from any of your wealthy clients? Sleeping with their wives? SWINTON No! FLETCHER Or husbands? SWINTON I was married, remember? FLETCHER It would certainly explain a divorce. Would your ex-wife want to hear what you were saying? SWINTON She didn’t when we were married. FLETCHER Then I have to wonder— SWINTON Who the hell are y—? <Looks up, and Bingo! There's the gun at Fletcher's head.> |