So it's standing in the stuffy auditorium for hours while the Dean drones out her list of names, and of course all the Academic All Stars go first. Fair enough and no complaining, but love to see what Amy Pickering, Merlon Award, B.A. (Interactive Arts) magna cum laude, or Chanshal Bannerjee, B.Sc. (Mathematical Psychology), Winner of the Fulkes Medal-love to see what they would have done with an extra seven hours of football practice every single day of the term, plus games, not counting doctor visits. Which is bullshit too, because they wanted it and he didn't, not like that, and that's the bottom line. So instead he's got his 2.1 and his B.A. (Communications) without any significant laude at all. Kind of a crap degree, especially since it didn't take a genius to figure out he wasn't cut out to do sideline or studio work when his playing days were over, which was sort of his deeply clueless half-a-plan when he signed up. Not that he hated Communications. Actually, his last summer work-study had been kind of fun, putting together promotional holos for the Athletic Department. But it wasn't exactly what anybody in Blanco meant when they said the word "work." So you could have knocked Mike over with a feather when he finally walked across the stage, received his diploma and thumped down the steps into the audience, wedged himself into a protesting folding chair, disentangled from Mom, and turned to see his Dad sitting absolutely still, his hand stuck out stiff as the flag on a mailbox, and honest to Jesus tears in his eyes. "Hey, Mikey," his Dad said. Jerking Mike's big hand like a pump- handle, and his voice all knotted up! This from a man who had reacted to the news of him being taken in the high second round with the words, "Well, all right then. I'll just put your mother on the line and you can tell her all about it." "Hey Mike," his Dad said again. "I'm real proud of you, son. Just real, real proud."