“For the record, Paco, I have never slept with Professor Ito-Perez, and I did not pass my Orals on
 my knees. I will say his chances of getting into my pants, in your romantic phrase, are suddenly
 much better than yours. If I were you, I would spend less time bitching and more time working. And
 for the record, the ‘little slut’ has Bose/Kaano Dynamic Audio Implants, so the next time you want
 to make comments behind my back, you’d better be in the next goddam building, sabes?”