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Invoice/Documentation Re Replacement Property

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Vito Tarinelli, CEO                                                                                                                                  Luigi Argento — Roma

William Miller, Sr. Vice President, Chief Technology Officer                                                            Vincente Baracale — Milano

Sophia Forenza, Sr. Vice President, Marketing                                                                                   Valentina Brava — Milano

Guntar Vilham, Sr. Vice President, Engineering and Customer Support                                                  Marlo Folini — London

Lucrica Marconi, Sr. Vice President, Worldwide Sales and Services                                         Giovanni Mascella — Hong Kong

                                                                                                                                                             Celeste Scaltra — Milano

Lombardi quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.                                                                                   Pia Viagio  — Las Vegas

 

From:                      Pia Viagio       pxviagio@belladerma-srl-it.ro

Invoice Number:                420410-03

Invoice Date:                      10 April 2142

Addressee:                   Enrico Basta

                                  Casa Isabella

                                             Hillside Drive

Durham, NC

Attention:                           Enrico Basta

 

Bon Giorno!

Thank you again so much for contacting me!  You know how much we appreciate your business! I am very sorry for your loss. We hope to have the replacement for your companion in Durham within the week. I am sure the Sentient Property Crime Bureau investigation will confirm that she breached her obedience mandate and is no longer fit.

Of course, our warranty guarantees that the Boudicca-model (Series FC-00242) replacement will be free. The replacement credit covers the following custom features, which you requested when we last spoke:

Height Adjustment (Princess 1.6m) — Enhanced leg to torso length proportions

Build Adjustment (Voluptuous) — Enhanced breast size

Distinguishing Features Adjustment (Smooth) — Add blue beauty mark at edge of right cheek

Athleticism (High) — Add high balance feature commensurate with nautical activity

Demeanor (Cut to Fit) — Submissive and dependent, but deeply bound out of joy

Other (Cut to Fit) — Extremely anti-corrosive (especially with respect to salts)

Please contact me if you have any questions!

                                                                              Ciao!

                                                                              Pia